Woodchuck

Zeina: "Dad, how much...ummm...wood could ... a woodchuck...."
Me: "Yes?"

5 attempts later

Zeina: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he worked really hard all day?"
Me: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Zeina: "Thats what I just said!"
Me: "Okay. 42?"
Zeina: "WRONG!!"
Me: "Okay, what's the right answer?"
Zeina: "A billion jillion!"
Me: "Wow! That's a lot."
Zeina: "I told you he worked really hard all day. You never listen!!"

April 11, 2016.

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